Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.


Reminder that this actually exists in our world


I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

(Source: official-maximum-ride, via psychedelicupcake)

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shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.


(Source: toska91, via flowthroughthestrip)

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yeah that’s a nice resume mr hendrix but are you experienced

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Kurt Cobain resting on the chandelier, from filming the ‘Come As You Are’ music video.

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via chode-a-la-mode)


how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something

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